Christopher Walken's Sk8r Boi
Am I the only person that things the lyrics for Sk8r boi would make for a great Christopher Walken monologue?

Imagine, if you will, Christopher Walken, cigar in his hand, occationally puffing on it as he recites his dialogue to a neophyte underling that has just crossed him. "He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?" The camera slowly creeps up to the underling as Walken milks his lines. This will happen one day. This, I swear.